This guy keeps falling asleep in church and his wifes getting sick of it. She decides she'll  bring a pin to church with her and poke him when
he starts falling asleep. They're in church that next sunday and he starts falling asleep right as the preachers saying, "and the lord god created
the heavens and the earth." His wife pokes him  and he jumps up yelling "HALLELUIA!!" The preacher, looking startled, says "very good, very good."
A little while later he starts falling asleep again as the preachers saying, "and the lord parted the red sea for moses". His wife pokes him and he jumps up yelling, "PRAISE THE LORD!!" The preacher exclaims, "very good, very  good!"
A little while later he falls asleep again just as the preacher says, "and what did eve say to adam after they had their second child?" His wife pokes him again and he jumps up yelling, "STICK THAT THING IN ME AGAIN AND I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF!"

 

loooooooooooool   malla tew2it 3leih   damn he's a sniper break it off aal  hahahahhaa
thx again  icon   nahfi hay





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