A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of  our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!' The woman continues, 'and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back-on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police'

hehehe smart ass
bas betkoun azka law akhadet  el zalami we 3asho sawa





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Ana Albi Aaseh m3awad 3al sharaseh 3endi farasi Ma tjarreb tekelli Rasi...
Ana shab manni metel hal shabeb .. 3endi nazra we sha5siyyi bet5aleeni enheeb .. kil el shabeb bye3emlouli 7seb we kil el sabaya be7ebbouni la enni bdalni bala tyeb :D:D

Nope she's smart cause in that way she could sew him hehehe

  he is not Strong rtakha w salamla deghri  
jarasona this kind of men  





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allways taken by surprise we r ,, very funny one thanx icon

You are most welcome , i posted a joke also about Abby but i donno if they got it , i think Girl got it , it talked about Mr. & Mrs. Clinton hehe 3am yetmaskharo .
(Abby hiye bta3moul prog l3alam bet2ella 3an machekela etc... , so Mrs. Clinton ba3atetla letter la Abby 3am btechkila hamma 3an jawza yalli houwe Billy Clinton....) beftekir it's clear now ....

ICON   when a man meets a woman he should always remember to think twice

chefet byen7asabelna 7seb we are strong, we have strenght also and smart ,

so be careful of women guys hehe